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Premier League

Craven Cottage
Sunday 24th May

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  Number of Newcastle
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  NUFC.com in 2025/26:

103

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Fulham (a) SOLD OUT

Premier League:
Non-event

Fulham  2  Newcastle  0

United's epic season finally ground to a halt at Craven Cottage on Sunday with a disinterested and directionless display sadly summing up much of the last nine months.

A goal in each half by a Fulham side who didn't need to overly exert themselves to collect three points saw the Magpies finish twelfth in the Premier League, their lowest position since the 2020/21 campaign.

The longest season on record concluded on the hottest matchday in living memory, Eddie Howe's players having more drinks breaks than goal attempts as time passed without any hint that a football match might break out.

The hosts were ahead in 20 minutes after Nick Pope was unable to prevent Issa Diop nodding home after Kevin's free kick rebounded back off the Putney End crossbar.

Aside from one Joe Willock effort blocked by Bernd Leno and a timely intervention from Timothy Castagne to prevent Lewis Hall reaching Jacob Murphy's cross, the blue-clad visitors offered absolutely nothing as an attacking unit.

The Cottagers shook off their own slumbers to double their advantage with 10 minutes of the second half remaining, substitute Tom Cairney's fine finish from distance aided by United's collective inability to offer any resistance.

Sandro Tonali featured in the warm-up but was replaced by Willock in the starting line-up, while both Anthony Gordon and Kieran Trippier remained unused on the bench.

Those on show contributed little and somehow managed to be even more ineffective in the second half after Harvey Barnes, Anthony Elanga and Yoane Wissa sauntered on.

On wearside meanwhile, the mackems clinched a Europa League place - aided by the generous donation of six points from Barrack Road, on another two occasions this season when we couldn't be bothered to show up.

On the banks of the Thames, Eddie Howe's also-rans fulfilled a fixture rendered meaningless by their inability to compete in the most mundane of Premier League seasons. 

The abiding emotion at full time was one of relief, coupled with a genuine apprehension about the direction of a team  who look collectively clueless far too often for comfort.

A season wholly comprised of domestic games may prove to be crucial in what needs to be sizeable squad overhaul: adding another chunk of European ties to the workload of this lot really could have unimaginable consequences. 

More to follow

Team: Pope, Hall, Thiaw, Botman, Burn (A.Murphy 84), Guimaraes (Elanga 66), Willock, J.Murphy (Barnes 46), Woltemade (Neave 77), Ramsey, Osula (Wissa 66).
Subs n/u: Ramsdale, Ruddy, Trippier, Gordon.

Booked: Guimaraes, Wissa.

FFC: Leno, Castagne, Diop (Cuenca 87), Bassey, Robinson, Berge, Iwobi, Bobb (Wilson 72), Smith Rowe (King 72), Kevin (Cairney 60), Rodrigo Muniz (Jimenez 72).
Subs n/u: Lecombe, Reed, Sessegnon, Tete.

Booked: Robinson, Cuenca.

Goals: Diop 20, Cairney 80.

Crowd: 27,442 including 2,701 away fans.

Referee: Rob Jones - fourth Magpie match of the season for the scouser, following on the 0-0 draw at Bournemouth, 1-3 loss at West Ham and 3-1 win at Burnley.

VAR:
James Bell

Eddie Howe said:

“Disappointing performance, not the way we wanted to end the season, that's for sure. I think there was a disjointed view about the team today, in part, we had really limited selection choices today.

"I think it's been a really difficult season: a number of fronts, a number of games were played, obviously the focus came from Europe and the Premier League, that's always a challenge.

“We haven't dealt with that really well enough in our Premier League season.”

Stats: 

Having previously featured in the Champions League this season, Sean Neave made his Premier League debut. He becomes the 276th different player to represent the club in that competition and the 113th to be English-born.

Newcastle scored 17 times in their 19 PL away games this season, less than half of their 2023/24 total of 36 and significantly inferior to last season's tally of 28.

That total of 17 was the fewest since the 2015/16 relegation season when they scraped up to 12.

19 PL fixtures away from SJP harvested 17 points, via four wins and five draws. That compares unfavourably with last season's final total of 28 points.

Magpies @ Fulham - PL era:


2025/26 Lost 0-2
2024/25
Lost 1-3 Barnes
2023/24 Won 1-0 Guimaraes
2023/24 Won 2-0 Longstaff, Burn (FAC)
2022/23 Won 4-1 Wilson, Almiron 2, S.Longstaff
2020/21 Won 2-0 Willock, Schar (pen)
2018/19 Won 4-0 Shelvey, Perez, Schar, Rondon
2016/17 Lost 0-1 (Ch)
2013/14 Lost 0-1
2012/13 Lost 1-2 Ben Arfa
2011/12 Lost 2-5 Guthrie, Ben Arfa
2010/11 Lost 0-1
2008/09 Lost 1-2 Ameobi
2007/08 Won 1-0 Barton (pen)
2006/07 Lost 1-2 Martins
2005/06 Lost 0-1
2004/05 Won 3-1 Ambrose, Kluivert, Ameobi
2003/04 Won 3-2 Robert, Shearer 2*
2002/03 Lost 1-2 Shearer*
2001/02 Lost 1-3 Speed

(At Craven Cottage except *Loftus Road)

NUFC final away game results - PL:


2025/26 Lost 0-2 at Fulham
2024/25
Lost 0-1 at Arsenal
2023/24 Won 4-2 at Brentford
2022/23 Drew 1-1 at Chelsea
2021/22 Won 2-1 at Burnley
2020/21 Won 2-0 at Fulham
2019/20 Drew 0-0 at Brighton
2018/19 Won 4-0 at Fulham
2017/18 Lost 0-1 at Spurs
2015/16 Drew 0-0 at Aston Villa
2014/15 Lost 1-2 at QPR
2013/14 Lost 1-2 at Liverpool
2012/13 Won 2-1 at QPR
2011/12 Lost 1-3 at Everton
2010/11 Drew 2-2 at Chelsea
2008/09 Lost 0-1 at Aston Villa
2007/08 Lost 1-3 at Everton
2006/07 Drew 1-1 at Watford
2005/06 Drew 0-0 at Birmingham City
2004/05 Lost 0-2 at Everton
2003/04 Drew 1-1 at Liverpool
2002/03 Drew 2-2 at West Bromwich Albion
2001/02 Lost 1-3 at Southampton
2000/01 Lost 0-3 at Liverpool
1999/00 Drew 0-0 at Derby County
1998/99 Lost 0-2 at Leicester City
1997/98 Lost 0-1 at Blackburn Rovers
1996/97 Drew 0-0 at Manchester United
1995/96 Drew 1-1 at Nottingham Forest
1994/95 Lost 0-1 at Blackburn Rovers
1993/94 Lost 0-2 at Sheffield United

Latest PL results:

Sun 24.05.2026:
Brighton & Hove Albion 0-3 Manchester United
Burnley 1-1 Wolves
Crystal Palace 1-2 Arsenal
Fulham 2-0 Newcastle
Liverpool 1-1 Brentford
Manchester City 1-2 Aston Villa
Nottingham Forest 1-1 Bournemouth
mackems 2-1 Chelsea
Spurs 1-0 Everton
West Ham United 3-0 Leeds United

Three points for Spurs ensures that West Ham will join Burnley and Wolves in the Championship next season.

Championship:
What lies beneath


Hull City defeated Middlesbrough 1-0 in the Championship playoff Final at Wembley on Saturday, Ollie McBurnie's added-time effort meaning that the Tigers join Coventry City and Ipswich Town in the Premier League next season.

Here's a recent history of NUFC visits to the three sides:

Coventry City (last faced in the PL 2000/01)
The Sky Blues have moved from Highfield Road since our most recent top-flight visit, a 2-0 win in September 2000 thanks to goals from Alan Shearer and Kevin Gallacher.

The CBS Arena will become the 62nd different venue to host Newcastle in the PL and they have a 100% record from their two previous visits in other competitions: a 3-2 League Cup win in 2008 and a 4-1 Championship victory in 2009/10.

Ipswich Town (last faced in the PL 2024/25)
United return to Portman Road after a one season absence, having scored four goals without reply there in late 2024 - Jacob Murphy getting one and some Swede the rest.

Hull City (last faced in the PL 2014/15)
A 3-0 victory in January 2015 gave John Carver a first PL win as interim boss, Remy Cabella, Sammy Ameobi and Yoan Gouffran all finding the net against Steve Bruce's Tigers.

The Magpies returned under Rafa Benitez to draw 1-1 in the Carabao Cup Quarter-final during November 2016 before exiting on penalties in ham-fisted style - missing all but one of the four spot kicks they took.

Newcastle's most recent game at the MKM Stadium was a friendly in 2024, winning 2-0. That was their fourth pre-season visit after kickabouts in 2003, 2007 and 2018. 

Internationals:
T
oon in the USA

Eight Magpies have been selected for World Cup Final duty in this summer, with warm-up games as follows:

Dan Burn, Anthony Gordon, Tino Livramento (England):
Sat 06.06.2026 New Zealand (n) Tampa FR
Wed 10.06.2026 Costa Rica (n) Orlando FR

Malick Thiaw, Nick Woltemade (Germany):

Sun 31.05.2026 Finland (h) Mainz FR
Sat 06.06.2026 USA (a) Chicago FR


Bruno Guimaraes
(Brazil):
Sun 31.05.2026 Panama (h) Rio de Janeiro FR
Sat 06.06.2026 Egypt (n) Cleveland FR

Anthony Elanga (Sweden):

Mon 01.06.2026 Norway (a) Oslo FR
Thu 04.06.2026 Greece (h) Stockholm FR

Yoane Wissa (DR Congo):
Wed 03.06.2026 Denmark (n) Liege FR
Tue 09.06.2026 Chile (n) La Línea de la Concepcion FR

Others:


Rory Finneran (Ireland):
Sat 16.05.2026 Grenada (n) won 5-0 FR
The 18 year-old midfielder came off the bench in the 74th minute for his first senior international appearance, with Ireland 3-0 ahead at the home of Spaniards Real Murcia.

Alex Murphy (Ireland):

Thu 28.05.2026 Qatar (h) Dublin FR
Sat 06.06.2026 Canada (a) Montreal FR
A maiden senior selection for the Newcastle defender
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Aaron Epia (Poland U18s):
The Newcastle defender is part of the squad selected for a training camp between 01.06.2026 and 04.06.2026.

Player tbc (if any) (Italy):
Wed 03.06.2026 Luxembourg (a) Luxembourg FR
Sun 07.06.2026 Greece (a) Crete FR

Player tbc (if any) (Denmark):
Wed 03.06.2026 DR Congo (n) Liege FR
Sun 07.06.2026 Ukraine (h) Odense FR

Update:
Schar set to stay
 
Speaking to the media on Friday, Eddie Howe confirmed that a contract extension is in the offing for defender Fabian Schar, who is set to become a free agent this summer.

The 34 year-old former Swiss international made the last of his 251 league and cup appearances against Leeds United last January. Having recovered from an ankle injury, he's currently recuperating after an operation on his foot.   


2026/27:
More Murrayfield talk


Update: speaking to the media on Friday, Eddie Howe confirmed that pre-season will begin on July 13th and include a training camp in the Spanish resort of La Manga.

Earlier: Wednesday brought further claims of a pre-season fixture between Newcastle and Everton at Edinburgh's Murrayfield Stadium, possibly on Wednesday August 12th.

A game on that date appeared on the Ticketmaster website before the linked page was taken down - neither club have confirmed the fixture as yet.

A pair of home friendlies over the weekend of August 15th/16th is anticipated, with Serie A side AS Roma and French League Strasbourg among rumoured opponents. 

Update:
Saudis seek partners
 
Following reports by Reuters news that PIF were in talks to dilute its stake in Newcastle United, The Times claiming that up to 25% of their shareholding is in line to be sold.

They write that it "is seen as key in an attempt to get equity into the club before the announcement of a proposed £200m training ground at Woolsington and further talks on a possible new stadium that could cost more than £1bn."

The Times calculate that selling that shareholding could raise £300m+, based on the club's claimed value of £1.5bn and that the investment would be crucial to help fund either a redevelopment of St. James' Park or a brand new stadium.

Update:
Loan lads

 
Travis Hernes (Groningen):
Thursday saw Groningen's Eredivisie season end with a failure to secure a place in the Conference League.

A 0-2 defeat by Ajax in the one-off playoff semi-final saw Travis play 67 minutes in right midfield, substituted with his team trailing 0-2, which is how it ended.

Matt Targett (Middlesbrough):
No fairytale ending for Matt on Saturday, part of the Boro side beaten at Wembley by Hull City in the Championship playoff Final at
Wembley Stadium.

Odysseas Vlachodimos (Seville):

Despite a 0-1 loss at Celta Vigo on Saturday, Seville were able to preserve their place in La Liga, finishing 13th.

Although there's no provision in the loan deal, it's claimed by Spanish media outlets that Seville now will seek to sign the goalkeeper permanently after avoiding relegation.

Antonio Cordero (Cadiz)
Leganes (h) La Liga 2, Sunday.
With two games left, Cadiz sit fourth bottom of the table - three points ahead of third bottom side Huesca.

Leganes are one place and three points ahead of them but with a vastly superior goal difference.  

Trevan Sanusi (Lorient):

Leganes (h) Ligue 1,
Sunday.

Update:

Leazes Terrace latest

From NUFC, Tuesday:

Newcastle United has completed the purchase of a significant portion of the historic Leazes Terrace building next to St. James' Park (for a claimed £25m).

The acquisition of a substantial majority of the Grade I listed structure includes its northern, southern and western elevations – including all areas facing the stadium.

It also includes most of its eastern elevation, with a small block of private residences remaining in this part of the building.

This strategic purchase is part of the club's long-term planning as it continues to assess all credible and feasible options for the future of its home stadium.

It provides Newcastle United with greater flexibility and ensures any future decisions support the club's ambitions, as well as its responsibilities to the local community and the city of Newcastle upon Tyne.

The club recognises the building’s historic and architectural significance and is committed to its preservation.

There are no plans to change the current use of Leazes Terrace, which is currently let for student accommodation, and the club will retain the building’s existing property management operator.

The investment to purchase Leazes Terrace does not impact the club's football trading position.

This will doubtless fuel speculation that a redeveloped SJP including an enlarged East Stand could be in the offing, as opposed to a new stadium built elsewhere.  

As stated in the press release though, it's only a part purchase and the building retains Grade 1 listed status, which remains a significant barrier to redevelopment regardless of who owns it.

It may be more realistic to see this in the context of the land acquisition around Strawberry Place; a strategic move future-proofing an area bordering SJP for PIF, regardless of whether the football club remain there in the future. 

Premier League:
Where there's a Will....


Newcastle  3  West Ham  1

Match report

Match action

 



Compo:
Badge winners

The latest release from Toon badge specialist Magpin depicts German international defender Malick Thiaw - available online here now for immediate delivery.

We had a couple to give away and asked you to predict the full time score against West Ham on Sunday.

From the entries received, 24 were correct, meaning that a random draw was required to pick the winners, who are:

Steve Dixon
Bill Minto

Unlikely lads:
Ex-Mag round-up

SJP old boys on the move include:

Rafa Benitez left Panathinaikos (Manager)
Lee Clark
left Rotherham United (Manager)
Lee Clark
now Hartlepool United (Manager)
Isaac Hayden
left QPR
Chris Hogg
now Northampton Town (Manager)
Michael O'Neill
left Blackburn Rovers (Manager)
Scott Parker
left Burnley (Manager)
Dylan Stephenson left Dagenham & Redbridge
James Tavernier
left Rangers
Dan Ward left South Shields


Update:
Barcode FC


The 2026/27 home shirt - or something very close to the finished article - presented without comment, apart from wondering why no tyre manufacturer has become main sponsor, given that this looks like one big tread mark...

2026/27:
ST waiting list open now
 
NUFC confirm that the season ticket waiting list for next season is now open, with a minimum of 250 available.

Entry to the waiting list is restricted to members, who can sign up until Sun 31.05.2026.

A ballot will then take place with entrants placed in priority groups according to criteria set by the club. Ballot winners can then purchase season tickets from Wed 10.06.2026.

While the purchase of a 2026/27 membership isn't required to join the waiting list, anyone who doesn't win this ballot would need to continue paying for membership in order to maintain their place in the queue for future ST releases.

While the minimum figure of 250 for 2026/27 is set, there's no mention of how many STs will be offered thereafter.

Full details online here

 






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Tickets/Fixtures
Season 2025/26

NUFC ticketing website online here

NUFC Box Office: 

0344 372 1892 line manned:
Monday to Friday: 10am to 5pm
Home games: 10am to 30 minutes from KO
Away games: Three hours from KO to KO


Milburn Stand Box Office manned:
Wednesdays only: 10am to 5pm
Home games: 10am to half time


2026/27 ST prices here

PL home ST limits:
ST left unused, limit is 5
ST sold/transferred limit is 10

SJP seating plan online here  


Away ticket
transfers are possible between 72 hours and five hours before kick-off (times may vary). A maximum of two are permitted per season (PL only).

Home ticket transfers are possible between three weeks and one hour before kick-off. 

More info online here

Away ticket info online here

ST holders have 24 hours to apply, 24 hours to determine success, 48 hours to buy.


Success is based on the loyalty point total calculated from applications received. Any applications from ST holders with less points are entered into a ballot, which will have taken place before tickets go on sale.

Regardless of the loyalty point level a game sells out at, to purchase a ticket you must have applied in the initial 24 hour window.

The initial purchase window is divided into two sections determined by a loyalty point division that alters for each game - those successful applicants above that point division usually get two hours head start.

NB: emails from NUFC confirming success may arrive after the purchase window opens - if you think you qualify due to your points total, log on and complete your purchase. 

Tickets not bought by successful applicants are then offered to unsuccessful applicants with a reduced loyalty points total - new applications cannot be made at this time.

Only those within the new loyalty point total are eligible to buy - even if you had more, your purchase window has already closed.  

PL away ticket prices will remain unchanged at £30 for both 2026/27 and 2027/28.

Fixtures:


Sun 31.05.2026 ST waiting list closes.

Fri 19.06.2026 PL fixture release @ 10am

Sat 22.08.2026
Premier League begins

Sun 30.05.2027
Premier League ends


NUFC live on TV (all UK times):

Sun 24.05.2026
Fulham (h) 4pm Sky


Other events @ SJP:

Euro 2028:

Four group stage games and one last 16 tie will be played at SJP on the following dates:

Mon 12.06.2028
Thu 15.06.2028
Sat 17.06.2028
Tue 20.06.2028
Sun 25.06.2028

(Kick-off times will be advised in 2027)

 

International Magpies
National Service

2025/26
:

WCF groups - NUFC players in bold:
 
Group A
Mexico
South Africa
South Korea
Czech Rep
Group B
Canada
Bosnia-Herz
Qatar
Switzerland
Group C
Brazil
Morocco
Haiti
Scotland
Group D
USA
Paraguay
Australia
Turkey
Group E
Germany

Curacao
Ivory Coast
Ecuador
Group F
Netherlands
Japan
Tunisia
Sweden
Group G
Belgium
Egypt
Iran
New Zealand
Group H
Spain
Cape Verde
Saudi Arabia
Uruguay
Group I
France
Senegal
Iraq
Norway
Group J
Argentina
Algeria
Austria
Jordan
Group K
Portugal
DR Congo
Uzbekistan
Colombia
Group L
England
Croatia
Gh Panama

2026/27:
21.09-09.10.2026*
09.11-17.11.2026
22.03-30.03.2027

* the early September break is replaced by an extended late September/early October in which four internationals will be staged.
 

Coxy's Corner

Whoops, He did it Again...


What's this all about then? Click here  
for a rambling explanation of sorts....
 

On This Day in History
24th May


Born Or Died:

1941 Robert Allen Zimmerman born, Duluth, Minnesota, USA. (1984)

Made one appearance at SJP in July 1984, entertaining a large crowd, but left under freedom of contract.
 


What Else?

1906 Slavia Prague (a)
4-2 
(2-0)
Friendly 
Scorers tbc
Kosek, Baumruk
5,733
Following a quartet of friendly victories in Vienna, the Newcastle party moved on to Prague and were victorious once again.

1924 Barcelona (Spain) (a)
2-0 
(1-0)
Friendly 
Keating, Hudspeth (pen)
Crowd tbc
United's post-season tour of Spain concluded with the first of two friendly meetings in as many days with Barca at their Camp de Les Corts home.

Team: Fraser, Russell, Hudspeth, Mooney, Spencer, Gibson, Mitchell, Cowan, Keating, McDonald, Seymour.

1927 Ajax Amsterdam (Holland) (a)
3-0 
(2-0)
Friendly 
McDonald 2, Seymour 
10,000
The fourth of United's six Dutch post-season fixtures saw them face Ajax in their De Meer Stadium.

Some contemporary reports credit McDonald with a hat trick.

1946 BK Kenty (Sweden) (a)
0-1
(0-0)
Andersson
6,700
A post-season tour of Scandinavia that had started with a brace of wins in Norway ended with the third of a trio of losses in Sweden.

1947 Sheffield Wednesday (a) 1-1 (0-1)
Division Two 
P40, 48pts, 4th/22
Hair(
1-1)
Ward(33) 
25,000 
Tommy Ward put the Owls in front, but George Hair's first league goal ensured that the points were shared at Hillsborough. It was a vital point for the Owls who still needed one more to be safe.

1949 Ontario All Stars (Canada) (a)
8-2 
(1-2)
Friendly 
Milburn 4, Mitchell 2, G.Robledo, Taylor
Davidson, Wallace 
17,000
The second date of United's post season ten game tour of North America saw them christen the new municipal sports field at Toronto's Westend Lake Shore.

1952 Natal (a)
4-0 
(2-0)
Friendly 
Davies 3, Mitchell (pen)
30,000
Game three of United's mammoth sixteen date tour of Southern Africa brought them to Durban's Kingsmead ground.

1958 Dinamo Bucharest (Romania) (a)
2-3 
(1-0)
Friendly 
Eastham, Scoular
Scorers tbc
Crowd tbc
48 hours after playing out a 1-1 draw with Progresul, United made the short trip from their base in the Athene Palace Hotel to face another side in the Romanian Capital. 

1970 Seattle Seatac (USA) (a) 2-1 (1-1)
Friendly 
Young(39), Craig(73)
Carr(45)
3,000 
The first time that a United first team XI ever won on an artificial pitch was this kickabout at Seattle's Memorial Stadium (admission $2.50).

Manager Joe Harvey admitted afterwards:

"The turf slowed us down. We were unable to play at anything like our normal speed, but the surface is so smooth it does make ball control a bit easier". 

The hosts made innumerable substitutions and used upwards of twenty players. Their goalkeeper also wore glasses on the field.

1977 Everton (a)
0-2 
(0-2)
Division One 
49pts, 5th/22
Dobson(6), McKenzie(8)
25,208
An unusually late end to the season (a month later than the previous year) but defeat didn't matter as United's UEFA Cup qualification was already secured.

1986 Peter Beardsley appeared from the subs bench in place of Gary Lineker as England beat Canada 1-0 in a friendly staged in Burnaby, British Columbia.

1997 Magpies midfielder Robert Lee netted for England as South Africa were defeated 2-1 in an International held in the unfamiliar surroundings of Manchester's Old Trafford.

2000 Referee Uriah Rennie was demoted from his Premiership duties after his baffling red card for Alan Shearer and various other blunders during the season. 
cause much....

2001 Shola Ameobi made his first start for England U21s against Mexico at Leicester City's Filbert Street, but was unable to find the net in a 3-0 win. Future club team mate Titus Bramble also appeared. 
 
2002
The agent of Ipswich Town defender Titus Bramble was doing his best to talk up a move to SJP for his client who was nursing an injury at the time. It later transpired that the club were more than happy to listen....

2006 Newcastle goalkeeper Shay Given earned up another Republic of Ireland cap as his side lost 0-1 at home to Chile.

He was joined on the field by Chelsea's Damien Duff, who within two months had become a club colleague of Shay's at SJP.

2006 Michael Owen started his first game of the year when he captained England B at the Madejski Stadium in Reading against Belarus.

Owen was partnered up front by beanpole Peter Crouch in a little and large combination which had almost a foot difference in height.

The Newcastle man played for an hour before being subbed, but the visitors ran out 2-1 winners despite having a man sent off.

2009 Aston Villa (a)
0-1
(0-1)
Premier League
34pts, 18th/20

og(Duff)(38)
Edgar(90-second yellow)
42,585
Newcastle were just one goal and one point away from survival, but to see the way they whimpered out of the Premier League at Villa Park, you'd never have guessed it.

In a second half that simply defied belief, home 'keeper Brad Friedel didn't have a single save to make as Alan Shearer's side gave a clueless, heartless and shambolic display.

To claim that the killer blow - a deflection via Damien Duff - was unlucky would be to ignore 94 minutes of utter tripe that quite rightly resulted in relegation.

However, it was incredibly fitting that United ultimately shot themselves in the foot to deliver that final blow, the fact that it came via one of several misfiring superstars summed up an entire season of own goals.

Manchester United and Chelsea beat Hull and the mackems respectively, meaning we only needed to draw, but it never looked likely as Villa could have cruised to a larger victory - had they bothered to get out of second gear.

NUFC.com match report
PL highlights are online here

2015 West Ham United (h)
2-0
(0-0)
Premier League
39pts, 15th/20

Sissoko(54), Gutierrez(85)
52,094

Jonas Gutierrez made one and scored one as Newcastle maintained Premier League status on an emotional day at Gallowgate.

Sam Allardyce's Hammers proved to be the perfect opposition, with both he and former Magpie Kevin Nolan about to take their leave and as uninterested as their colleagues (Andy Carroll was injured just for a change).

Two second half goals ensured survival to the delight of interim boss John Carver, although the 0-0 draw Steve Bruce's Hull City side played out against Manchester United meant that the score on Tyneside was irrelevant.

Mike Ashl
ey made an unexpected live TV appearance pre-match, confirming that the club wasn't for sale at any price - regardless of whether it was relegated.
NUFC.com match report

PL highlights are online here

2023
On-loan Magpie Garang Kuol scored th
e first goal of his spell at Hearts to earn a 2-2 draw with Rangers at Ibrox.

2024 A-League All Stars (a)
0-8
(0-3)
Friendly

Old(5), Milanovic(25), Taggart(34), Stamatelopoulos(62,74), Hollman(82), Courtney-Perkins(82), Kraev(90+1)
42,120
A shadow Newcastle side were deservedly dismantled by a domestic select XI at the Marvel Stadium in the Australian city of Melbourne.

32 year-old goalkeeper Mark Gillespie le
d out a rookie line-up with a combined total of zero Premier League starts and they unsurprisingly floundered against an experienced side including four senior internationals.
NUFC.com match report

2025 The club confirmed a one year contract extension for Dan Burn, keeping the England international defender at Gallowgate until 2027.